demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

50 minutes ago 480808 notes
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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

54 minutes ago 102188 notes
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Emma, you’re playing the character of Gwen Stacy. According to comic books, she majored in Biochemistry. So, my question is this: In Biochemistry, what is an activated complex?

56 minutes ago 27021 notes
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trinitymemes:

blackeyedlamb:

trinitymemes:

Grace's epic cooking tutorials.

I’ve only ever made a faghettiwich and it was actually really good.

But how did you forget baffle laffle taffles…

I didn’t, you can only have 10 images in a post

57 minutes ago 736 notes
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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

1 hour ago 10181 notes
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1 hour ago 164414 notes
via amidst-injustice / org black-white-disney


Zoe panicking and swearing [x]
10 hours ago 6371 notes
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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

10 hours ago 41540 notes
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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

15 hours ago 149605 notes
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yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

16 hours ago 1033009 notes
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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

16 hours ago 217733 notes
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We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

16 hours ago 113270 notes
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punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

16 hours ago 125179 notes
via jackella / org punkbruh


The Story of My Hamster
16 hours ago 1594 notes
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Behind The Scenes & Brighton Fun Times

Tan & Alfie Cooking
Alfie Picked out Zoe’s Outfit
Zoe’s the real Slim Shady
"Alfieeeee"

16 hours ago 327 notes
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